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Pop Quiz #1 - Workplace Culture
Q: What contributes most to a positive work environment?
A) Team-building activities
B) Free snacks
C) You drinking coffee so you can hate everybody in peace
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Correct Answer: C
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Pop Quiz #2 - Workday Satisfaction
Q: How satisfied are you with corporate life today?
A) Not at all
B) Very not at all
C) Even less than that
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Correct Answer: C
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Pop Quiz #3 - Office Gift-Giving
Q: What’s the perfect gift for the accounting superstar in your life??
A) A calculator
B) A fancy pen
C) A personalized “Certified Bean Counter” nameplate
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Correct Answer: C
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A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.
Her friend asks: "Didn't you hire an accountant a short while ago?"
The business owner replies: "That's the accountant I've been searching for!"
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An accounting intern asks a partner to explain ethics.
The partner thinks for a moment and then says: "One of our clients came to see me and paid me his $1,000 bill in cash. After he left, I counted the bills and it was $1,100."
The intern responds: "Oh, I see. The ethics question is do I tell the client?"
"Nope! The question is do I tell my partner?"
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An architect, an artist and an accountant were debating whether it's better to spend time with a wife or a mistress.
The architect said he preferred time with his wife, focusing on creating a strong, lasting foundation for their relationship.
The artist favored his mistress, drawn to the passion and excitement she brought.
The accountant simply said: "I enjoy both."
"Both?" they asked.
The accountant shrugged and replied: "Yep. If you have a wife and a mistress, they'll each think you're with the other, so you can head to the office and actually get some work done."